billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Randomize
