I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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