i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
no. you can't hotbox the world.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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