he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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