How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm sobbing to NWA
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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