..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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