4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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