Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
where am i from again
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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