My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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