tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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