Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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