i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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