I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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