fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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