Dual....:-)
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
