he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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