It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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