She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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