Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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