she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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