He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Randomize
