Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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