Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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