i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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