theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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