on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Mom said you looked used
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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