im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
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