it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Randomize
