dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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