so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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