Sry I called you an 8
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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