I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
my sisters under your porch take her home
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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