You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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