i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I could fuck to npr.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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