I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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