i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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