So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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