That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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