she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
ttyl tear gas
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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