Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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