Whoa Z and x make the same sound
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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