I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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