I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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