I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Farmville is her only friend.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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