The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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