Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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