I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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