sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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