come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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