***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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