Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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