Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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